I work the night shift and I am lucky enough to be able to work from home. My attire gets a little dull seeing as it mainly comfy sweats or pj’s. I have a closet full of cute clothing that I hardly ever wear until I feel inspired to give myself a little boost. Also, I feel like it’s time to give the manfriend a little treat because sweats aren’t the sophisticated sexy I know I can show. So, I’ll look for a casual cute outfit that perfectly hugs my curves and makes me feel like smiling when I look in the mirror. I’ll take the time to style my flowing curly hair instead of tying it up in a ponytail. I spritz on my favorite perfume. I might even be dashing and do a little five minute face of makeup. I browse the jewelry box for some earrings and possibly a bracelet to accent the outfit. Oh, and the unmentionables will be quite tartalicious because only I know what’s in store for the one who finds them.

It doesn’t take me long to feel completely different about myself. There is a breeze of confidence and happiness following me out of the bathroom and into the day. And then, I encounter man, Beastly Annoyingus, and I make a decision that will change the course of the day. I will never get dolled up for a man again. Mostly, I do it for myself but I’d be lying if I said a piece of it isn’t for them because it feels great to be noticed. But, the ship has sailed Annoyingus. I’m only dolling myself up for women from now on. They notice everything you have done plus the things you didn’t think anyone would notice. And, they tell you all about it. They brighten up your day and you brighten theirs because you tell them where you got this fantastic shirt or pair of shoes. At least it wouldn’t feel like a wasted effort. Well, I guess it’s never a waste because it made me feel fantastic for the 30 minutes it took me to get ready. The slow decline of happiness after my encounter with Beastly Annoyingus makes me think, I’d rather be back in my pj’s. But, i just have to remember the only person I want to impress is myself.